joysus 

combination of joy and jesus said when someone says something funny but stupid

i cud not not know where i not not am. joysus what u ravin.

joysus by dwaynish January 16, 2007

joysus rarust 

it came from me and dooge a long long time ago, it means jesus christ

Matt: man what the hell?
Dooge: man joysus rarust just shutss aopsss

joysus rarust by matty November 7, 2004

Jaysus

Dublin equivalent of Jesus.

Jaysus Anto are ye on the E Tabs.

Jaysus by Desigol November 19, 2004

Joysuckers 

Shadowy figures that have slowly become more and more visible in your life. Slowly creeping out from the darkness and showing their true colours. They may disguise themselves as friends, as loved-ones, as healers and most of the time they are haters and cyber-bullies. In reality they are enemies and soul stealers. Revelling in your failures with a smile on their two faces. Yet without them, we may never learn to truly believe in ourselves and our abilities. They test us and we learn to succeed. Eventually gaining the ability to call them out.

Joysuckers.... Love to hate them, hate to love them!

Joysuckers try to suck the joy right out of you.

There are many joysuckers on the net such as jdsonic who tries to suck the joy right out of people.

Joysuckers by LolitaRosalita June 11, 2011

Lard Tunderin Jaysus 

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

Lard Tunderin Jaysus by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

joyous

A way to describe something exciting, funny, happy, amazing, amusing..etc

1/. Jamie: This barbeque sauce is joyous!
Tom : I agree. Spiffing

2/. The way you did that dance was simply joyous.

3/. I am feeling joyous at present.

joyous by Danieeeeeeeelle December 29, 2005

joyrush 

a massive surge of happiness or flowing orgasm

the hitachi massager wand gave me a most intense joyrush

joyrush by Kate Simmons February 13, 2009