Shadowy figures that have slowly become more and more visible in your life. Slowly creeping out from the darkness and showing their true colours. They may disguise themselves as friends, as loved-ones, as healers and most of the time they are haters and cyber-bullies. In reality they are enemies and soul stealers. Revelling in your failures with a smile on their two faces. Yet without them, we may never learn to truly believe in ourselves and our abilities. They test us and we learn to succeed. Eventually gaining the ability to call them out.

Joysuckers.... Love to hate them, hate to love them!

Joysuckers try to suck the joy right out of you.

There are many joysuckers on the net such as jdsonic who tries to suck the joy right out of people.

Joysuckers by LolitaRosalita June 11, 2011

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Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

Lard Tunderin Jaysus by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

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joyous

A way to describe something exciting, funny, happy, amazing, amusing..etc

1/. Jamie: This barbeque sauce is joyous!
Tom : I agree. Spiffing

2/. The way you did that dance was simply joyous.

3/. I am feeling joyous at present.

joyous by Danieeeeeeeelle December 29, 2005

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joyrush

a massive surge of happiness or flowing orgasm

the hitachi massager wand gave me a most intense joyrush

joyrush by Kate Simmons February 13, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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