A guy who is a major tool, and is also slightly metrosexual.
Chris: Dude, that kid with the popped collar just CB'ed me by talking to that chick about getting a manicure.

Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand!
by jayp11 July 19, 2008
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the male reproductive organs; penis

Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.
Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*

Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!
by Lisette April 05, 2005
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A term referring to the television remote control. Coming from the interpretation by a small child that it is in fact a magic wand.
This show sucks, toss me the wand.
by Wesuvius June 24, 2009
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a narrow glass cylinder with one rounded end, which is heated over a flame and used for smoking purposes

a wand allows a pot-smoker to enjoy all the benefits of marijuana, without inhaling the disgusting butane from lighters.
gather 'round, one and all, the wand is hot and ready!
by iheartdoobies June 13, 2006
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to wand someone is to have an inappropriate sexual relationship (usually teacher-student).

derived from the book harry potter.
ron: snape was wanding harry. thats so fucking disgusting.

hermoine: its better than dumbledore and malfoy.

ron: thats true.
by carlaandchloe August 28, 2007
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Cornish way of saying, "one hand."
"His bit be so small he can only fit wand orn it."
by Jason Linsdell November 07, 2005
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A person that is very responsible. He has luck with money and people. A wande flows well with both sex and has a good sense of humour. He plays too much. When he likes a girl, he likes her a lot.
See that dude over there? He's such a wande!
by Ellanita March 20, 2017
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