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Jaaaysus H ckriiiist!
jaysus by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Refers to the Lord and Savior Jaysus of Urban Discordianism. According to these religous factions, Jaysus will arrive in the New World encouraging people of race and religion to praise him for no particular reason. When his ego has maxed all his well wishers will be blessed with coupons, and life changing rhetoric.
"Praise Jaysus, in heart, a pleasurous soul. May we bless him with sweets and provide him with the tree of life".
NAT 5:23

"DONT **** around with JAYSUS!"
50 Cent

"Jaysus is an honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times
Jaysus by Webstarsdick February 14, 2009
Jesus's older Irish brother ,who lives in darndale.
Person1:Ahh Jesus , I spilled me pint .
(Suddenly , Jaysus appears)
Jaysus:Excuse me what did you say?
Person1: are you Jesus ?
Jaysus: fuck you
Jaysus by JamesPrestage March 14, 2017
jaysus you cant say that about ms kirby phil, she mings old style.
jaysus by ben ross January 11, 2004
Jaysus by Qwerty poiup February 21, 2015

Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus
"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"