matty's definitions

Mud Duck

A stupid, fucking ignorant person from Minnesota.

If it wasn't for Mud Ducks the only hockey in North America would be played by our stellar neighbors from Canada.

by Matty October 29, 2003

pooing

Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.

when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person

by Matty February 6, 2005

Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

by Matty October 27, 2003

bray

to chastise with the upmost of force

my tea was cold so i brayed my bird til she gipped

by Matty November 28, 2004

nadick

My cousin who speaks funny and has an evil little brother and like to go shopping.....

You're so Nadicky!

by Matty January 21, 2004

fangita

Vagina

I want to lick you vagina, (Fangita)

by Matty August 10, 2003

Great Falls

Great Falls,Montana. Sure, its no Bozeman or Missoula when it comes to college towns, but we make it up with beer drinking and heart sinking.....How about that, Lash Laroux? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?

The only city in the US where drunk driving is an extreme sport!

by Matty July 9, 2004