50 definitions by matty

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty January 17, 2004

brownnoser

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer

Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone

by matty September 23, 2003

bray

to chastise with the upmost of force

my tea was cold so i brayed my bird til she gipped

by matty November 29, 2004

Mud Duck

A stupid, fucking ignorant person from Minnesota.

If it wasn't for Mud Ducks the only hockey in North America would be played by our stellar neighbors from Canada.

by matty October 30, 2003

melty

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.

My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.

by matty March 2, 2004

piyuash

means dont ask your neighbour for suggestions on baby names cause the probably cant spell

hey what should i call my kid - call him piyuash

by matty November 4, 2003

Tortescu

A boss who bases his decisions and approach to people solely on his MBA course.

Tortescu's tidy Friday lost us two laptops and he says that's what's supposed to happen

by matty February 7, 2005