matty's definitions

melty

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.

My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.

by Matty March 1, 2004

dead leg

its where you smash somebody in the leg really hard and there leg goes like numb, and they have trouble moving it because you just smashed it.

Dooge: man just shuts aop!
Matt: DEAD LEG!!!(smash)
Dooge: ow man shits!

by matty November 7, 2004

Geezer

british slang, a term used by young people to say hello to thier respected friends.

howsit going geeza? fancy a pint?
yeh man...
nice one

by matty July 5, 2005

pooing

Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.

when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person

by Matty February 6, 2005

fangita

Vagina

I want to lick you vagina, (Fangita)

by Matty August 10, 2003

nadick

My cousin who speaks funny and has an evil little brother and like to go shopping.....

You're so Nadicky!

by Matty January 21, 2004

Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

by Matty October 27, 2003