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Joysuckers 

Shadowy figures that have slowly become more and more visible in your life. Slowly creeping out from the darkness and showing their true colours. They may disguise themselves as friends, as loved-ones, as healers and most of the time they are haters and cyber-bullies. In reality they are enemies and soul stealers. Revelling in your failures with a smile on their two faces. Yet without them, we may never learn to truly believe in ourselves and our abilities. They test us and we learn to succeed. Eventually gaining the ability to call them out.

Joysuckers.... Love to hate them, hate to love them!
Joysuckers try to suck the joy right out of you.

There are many joysuckers on the net such as jdsonic who tries to suck the joy right out of people.
Joysuckers by LolitaRosalita June 11, 2011
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Joysucker 

People who go out of their way to make any pleasant experience an unpleasant one with judgmental comments. VERY common in comment sections everywhere online.

While some may incorrectly refer to them as {Trolls}, Joysuckers are not malicious. They are more like a {Buzzkill}, only more proactive.

Joysuckers truly believe they're doing good and trying to make the world a better place. What they don't realize is they make everyone unhappy. Joysuckers have pretty much ruined political correctness.
I was just enjoying an ice cream cone, then Ethan came over and started lecturing me. He went on and on about what dairy does to the body and how cows are abused for the milk they produce to make my ice cream. What a JOYSUCKER.
Joysucker by owu497 January 14, 2015
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