GroceryClerk's definitions

Flip Fock

When someone you had sex with at some point now sits on the complete opposite political spectrum as you.

I can't believe Steve said Stem cells are ghosts of dead sperm. Didn't you date him?

Total Flip Fock

by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021

Rona Bona

When your vaccine nurse is hot/handsome as hell.

You see the nurse?
Total gave me a Rona Bona.

by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021

Vax n' Wax

After getting vaccinated you purge the forest from the land so you can finally hit up the old bootycalls.

What are you doing Friday?

Vax n' wax.

Tell John I said hi!

by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021

Tannin'

To move really fast

You see that guy Tannin' up the road.

Not but I saw a car tannin' in that direction.

by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021

Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.

"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

Whipper snapper

An old expression to describe young people that is now used to describe that ratchet bitch in the club who keeps whipping the people on the dance floor with her "real" human hair made from the testicle shavings of deformed horses and Hodor's pubic mane.

Man don't go over by the bathroom. This whipper Snapper damn near took my eye out.

What the fuck they weave that shit in with? Sos pads?

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

Trump-ed

When someone keeps redirecting or completely change the subject in order to Bitch/complain/make fun of Donald Trump.

"He is just a complete Asshole. I don't understand how any sane thinking person could vote or even support this buffoon. I mean, what has America come too?"
"Uhh... So do you want fries with that or not."

Trump-ed

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018