Flip Fock

When someone you had sex with at some point now sits on the complete opposite political spectrum as you.
I can't believe Steve said Stem cells are ghosts of dead sperm. Didn't you date him?

Total Flip Fock
by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021
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Dapper-Crapper

When someone is able to walk out of a bathroom stall and still look cool.
"You see that twirl he did over by the hand dryer. Made his coat look like a pimp-cape."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."
by GroceryClerk March 02, 2016
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Trump-ed

When someone keeps redirecting or completely change the subject in order to Bitch/complain/make fun of Donald Trump.
"He is just a complete Asshole. I don't understand how any sane thinking person could vote or even support this buffoon. I mean, what has America come too?"
"Uhh... So do you want fries with that or not."

Trump-ed
by GroceryClerk July 04, 2018
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Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.
"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"
by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018
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Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.
by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011
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Crampissed

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.
"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."
by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018
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bieber'd

The act of being accused of fathering a baby with a women you have never met.
Other examples are Mary and Joesph of Nazareth
Also known as emasculate conception or the birth of a messiah.
So leading by example, Justin Bieber is the non-father of our next deity.
Man: I got a paper in the mail sayin' I got to pay child support.

Friend: Arent You a virgin?

Man: I know, I got bieber'd.
by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011
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