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To be a Jomha you need to fit the following criteria:

1. Own a mustang
2. Only have 1/4 of tank of gas in the Mustang
3. Own a black leather jacket
4. Not get faint at the sight of blood
5. Smoke a pack of ciggarettes a day (Du Maurier only)
6. Be able to run down a back alley at night and not get scared
7. Be a regular at Boston Pizza (170 th street)
He can blow smoke circles! He's a Jomha!
Jomha by Calgarian Fred October 27, 2011
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Ian jomha 

Maximum cringe these days previously known for content cop.
Ian jomha is joke HA
Ian jomha by B1chesIoI March 2, 2024
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Anisa Jomha 

She is that one lady online who is problematic and is known as "Idubbbz' girlfriend".

Anisa is infamous for having a OnlyFans account while still being with Ian in 2020.

She claims to be a Muslim but doesn't know how the rules work in that religion because Islam forbids making OnlyFans accounts and content, even nudity.

Anisa is currently married to Ian to this very day and might do something that can lead to her to more controversy if she does some crappy things and tries to make dumb excuses.
Person 1: Can't believe Ian is still with Anisa Jomha, that little psycho..

Person 2: Yeah, why can't he find a better woman to be with?
Anisa Jomha by PeachOrchid January 4, 2025
1.The most amazing moment of someones life.

2. Being in the most amazing mood.
1. Going to Electric zoo was JOHA, i will never forget that day it was truly amazing.
2. I just got an A in biochemistry, i feel so JOHA.
JOHA by Ms. Awesom3 March 2, 2012
The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.
That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends

That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry

But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
Johanna by Depressed af January 12, 2019

Scarlett Johansson 

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .
Someone who is named Johaira is someone who is capable of being a leader and very organised. Someone who is possibly Spanish or Filipino or Asian but anyone could be named that. Someone who is a strong christian and true faith in God,love performing and has many talents, feminine, capable of being a good friend to everyone and makes friends easily, A little mischievous but managed to be really intelligent, beautiful, adorable and unique.
Ariel- "Hey, who is that girl over there?"

Regina- "Oh, thats my sister Johaira"

Ariel- "She's ur sister?"

Regina- "Yep."
Johaira by Noah_W June 13, 2013
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