To be a Jomha you need to fit the following criteria:
1. Own a mustang
2. Only have 1/4 of tank of gas in the Mustang
3. Own a black leather jacket
4. Not get faint at the sight of blood
5. Smoke a pack of ciggarettes a day (Du Maurier only)
6. Be able to run down a back alley at night and not get scared
7. Be a regular at Boston Pizza (170 th street)
1. Own a mustang
2. Only have 1/4 of tank of gas in the Mustang
3. Own a black leather jacket
4. Not get faint at the sight of blood
5. Smoke a pack of ciggarettes a day (Du Maurier only)
6. Be able to run down a back alley at night and not get scared
7. Be a regular at Boston Pizza (170 th street)
He can blow smoke circles! He's a Jomha!
by Calgarian Fred October 27, 2011
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Anisa is infamous for having a OnlyFans account while still being with Ian in 2020.
She claims to be a Muslim but doesn't know how the rules work in that religion because Islam forbids making OnlyFans accounts and content, even nudity.
Anisa is currently married to Ian to this very day and might do something that can lead to her to more controversy if she does some crappy things and tries to make dumb excuses.
Anisa is infamous for having a OnlyFans account while still being with Ian in 2020.
She claims to be a Muslim but doesn't know how the rules work in that religion because Islam forbids making OnlyFans accounts and content, even nudity.
Anisa is currently married to Ian to this very day and might do something that can lead to her to more controversy if she does some crappy things and tries to make dumb excuses.
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Person 2: Yeah, why can't he find a better woman to be with?
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by PeachOrchid January 4, 2025
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by Ms. Awesom3 March 2, 2012
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That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends
That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry
But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends
That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry
But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
by Depressed af January 12, 2019
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Regina- "Oh, thats my sister Johaira"
Ariel- "She's ur sister?"
Regina- "Yep."
Regina- "Oh, thats my sister Johaira"
Ariel- "She's ur sister?"
Regina- "Yep."
by Noah_W June 13, 2013
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