To be a Jomha you need to fit the following criteria:
1. Own a mustang
2. Only have 1/4 of tank of gas in the Mustang
3. Own a black leather jacket
4. Not get faint at the sight of blood
5. Smoke a pack of ciggarettes a day (Du Maurier only)
6. Be able to run down a back alley at night and not get scared
7. Be a regular at Boston Pizza (170 th street)
He can blow smoke circles! He's a Jomha!
When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.
"Ah damn, I just went into the bathroom and someone left a Nagafuki Surprise"
Buy a
Nagafuki Surprise
mug!
The opposite of ugly. When your so good-looking that someone has to let you know that your too good looking. They say "you're Uglay".
Your Uglay!
When your fart is so strong and powerful... plus it lingers in the room for multiple hours...it is reminiscent of 2014 Wallid fart
Wholly smokes, that fart stunk, that is a 2014 Wallid Fart
Buy a
2014 Wallid Fart
mug!
A Grincy or a "Gronk" is a white dude who wears t-shirts with a pack of cigarettes' encased within the sleeve of the T-shirt. A Grincy is also a white dude who will take a punch to the face and high five you after for a job well done. A Grincy is also a white dude who yells out "Yeah!" after a good time.
Did you see that Grincy in from of the Petro Canada eating the pizza with the pizza box attached to the pizza?
