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The sexiest man alive.
Johaan is a sexy fuck
johaan by Ian Zentner March 9, 2017
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One of the best person you will ever meet, the best gamer in the group, who is the sexiest man alive with a monstrous cock.
Damn, I wish I was Johaan
Johaan by ΨλΜΖ March 20, 2022
A bossy, impatient guy who acts like he is smarter than everyone else and flexes it, but in reality is just good at memorising. Basically an evil canadian
Johaan: I’M SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU
Everyone else: Yep that’s Johaan
Johaan by Imnotadumbguy February 2, 2022
Johaan is a typical pro gamer who's the best in his group.
Damn, that's Johaan for sure.
Johaan by anonymous February 28, 2022
The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.
That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends

That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry

But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
Johanna by Depressed af January 12, 2019

Scarlett Johansson 

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .