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Johansson is a very common surname for a very exentric person. Johansson´s are blond, bearded men that put the aww in awesome. Commonly Johansson´s have good self esteem, but they crack easily under the influence of a beautiful girl.

That viking has got the looks of a Johansson!

johansson by whoopsidaisy November 23, 2013

Words you can keep

Scarlett Johansson

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .

“ Scarlett Johansson is hot “

Scarlett Johansson by Penishater2.0 April 3, 2021

Scarlett Johansson

She is one of the most beautiful actresses out there.
She is talented, kind and funny.
She was also one of the people that made me realise I was bisexual...
LADIES YOU GOTTA AGREE SHE IS AMAZING

Person 1: Who's your celebrity crush?
Person 2: Duh! Scarlett Johansson! Who else would it be?!
Person 1: Yeah, she's pretty amazing.

Scarlett Johansson by Maxx15 May 28, 2021

Scarlett Johansson

The most sexy hot actress that you will always answer smash}. From the come-hither face you will never forget to the boobs of a curvaceous woman which she is such and last but not least that torso of [aphrodite(the Goddess of beauty) and those legs of seduction that no one can resist. This lady is not just a lady, she is the embodiment of perfection.

Person 1 :Smash or pass, Scarlett Johansson
Person two : Closed missionary (comes)

Scarlett Johansson by Ryan Reynolds in 2oo9 May 21, 2019

Scarlett Johansson

Literally the finest most beautiful badass milf who sued in labour. Used to be part of the MCU and played black widow (the most beautiful character in the mcu).

"You know Scarlett Johansson?"
"Yh what about her?"
"I would let her run me over and I would apologise"
"Same tbh"

Scarlett Johansson by Justmeig August 19, 2021

Leona Johansson

The hot hippie chick who had sex for the enviromental organization Fuck for Forest on stage at a Cumshots concert in Norway.

Ah, Leona Johansson. I'd hit it, and I'd even be saving the rainforest!

Leona Johansson by tokerat July 10, 2004

Scarlett Johansson

One of the hottest things to ever walk this planet.

A: Whos that very hot woman over there.
B: O thats Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson by Arpi December 30, 2004

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026