jolqing

When someones balls is dipped into someones rectum

Martha enjoyed being included in the Jolqing session.

by Jolqingqueen May 27, 2024

jelqing

The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!

"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"

"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"

by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008

Jolfing

When two or more heterosexual men grip each others testicles, and take turns yelling the alphabet as the tightness of the vice increases.

Chris - "Hey Nick, wanna go jolfing after work?"

Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."

by NotSoBrownChris June 14, 2011

jolking

The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.

Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!

by Sankdadude December 3, 2014

Jolinger

When someone's penis is the same size as their little finger.

"That guy's got a Jolinger, you can tell."

by Squished_Spiders May 20, 2010

JEAN JOLTING

The act of having a female's vagina stimulated by one's hand through her jeans.

My boyfriend gave me a good jean jolting last night.

by orblog genius June 25, 2008

jolking

The attempt of a mexican girl trying to spell joking

Natalia thought something was funny and said "jolking".
Leaving everyone confused

by DasCoon October 17, 2011