jolqing
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The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!
"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"
"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"
"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"
jelqing by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008
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Jolfing
When two or more heterosexual men grip each others testicles, and take turns yelling the alphabet as the tightness of the vice increases.
Chris - "Hey Nick, wanna go jolfing after work?"
Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."
Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."
Jolfing by NotSoBrownChris June 14, 2011
jolking
Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!
jolking by Sankdadude December 3, 2014
Jolinger
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