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The act of getting down on one’s knees and begging for affection from another
She was jorqing for my affection
jorqing by Nathaniel D February 5, 2024
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jorqing, a form of jelqing is simply defined as edging for a short period of time (around 20 minutes) then forcefully bending the penis to the right. The practice is used to give men a feeling of pride and a certain difference from other men. Shortly after jorqing, the penis will expel blood rapidly, but that is natural of course.
Yo be careful to not end your jorqing streak!
jorqing by luhbubster April 15, 2024
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jorqing Jorking jorging joring Jorning JORPING Jorting jolqing JORCING jording
The action of being Jorma Kaukonen
That guitarist is really Jorming.
Jorming by Roxanna Bryce June 23, 2009
verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.
Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.
jording by rahzuhlin March 7, 2009

Jorgings 

When someone, usually a hipster, wears jorts over jeggings at the gym to give it that 'edge'.
That kid is so hipster he's wearing jorgings at the gym today.
Jorgings by Dr Purrington January 6, 2012
The opposite of Clowing
to insert your testicles into a mans anus, while at the same time jerking off; normally occurs with several black men standing around
"aww yea jorn that nigger"
" you must be Jorning"
Jorning by Thepuddys January 29, 2014

Jorking my shit rn 

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong
Man I'm jorking my shit rn
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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