jolking 

The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.

Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!

jolking by Sankdadude December 3, 2014

jolking 

The attempt of a mexican girl trying to spell joking

Natalia thought something was funny and said "jolking".
Leaving everyone confused

jolking by DasCoon October 17, 2011

Jolking 

Someone who completely fails at doing the jerk

Dude your so good at jolking!

Jolking by na8tedog May 1, 2010

jonking 

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter 

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

jocking my style 

messing with me or copying me in an attempt to be cool like me

Yo man that nigga is jocking my style

jocking my style by Wishful Thinking October 7, 2005

jelking 

Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.

This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.

I use "jelking" to increase my penis size

jelking by Jonboy582 May 22, 2006