To Julq is essentially the more "retarded" way of "jelqing". Usually preformed by extra-chromosomal street dwellers trying to enhance their penis size. It is a motion of pushing down on the tip of the penis compressing it down to the base, therefore shrinking the penis.
Nico tried to Jelq-max, but accidentally Julqed, causing his penis to go down to 2 inches flaccid.
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STOP JULQING YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE JELQING!!!
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The act of pushing in your penis to make it smaller. Eventually, it gets so small it goes inside your body.
Very advanced Julqers can Julq other things like arms and legs, turning them into shapeshifters.
The act of pushing in your penis to make it smaller. Eventually, it gets so small it goes inside your body.
Very advanced Julqers can Julq other things like arms and legs, turning them into shapeshifters.
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by haydank September 28, 2018
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The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!
"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"
"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"
"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"
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When a person does jack shit the entire game while their team fights and loses.
When a person does jack shit the entire game while their team fights and loses.
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