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Julqing

To Julq is essentially the more "retarded" way of "jelqing". Usually preformed by extra-chromosomal street dwellers trying to enhance their penis size. It is a motion of pushing down on the tip of the penis compressing it down to the base, therefore shrinking the penis.
Nico tried to Jelq-max, but accidentally Julqed, causing his penis to go down to 2 inches flaccid.
STOP JULQING YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE JELQING!!!
by JuzerTheAbuser April 3, 2024
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Julqing

A Washington Tribal Practice.

The act of pushing in your penis to make it smaller. Eventually, it gets so small it goes inside your body.

Very advanced Julqers can Julq other things like arms and legs, turning them into shapeshifters.
Daniel: Yo Reyce, have you been Julqing lately?

Reyce: Yeah, my Julq streak is 3 weeks.
by tooswgy January 8, 2025
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