Julqing 

To Julq is essentially the more "retarded" way of "jelqing". Usually preformed by extra-chromosomal street dwellers trying to enhance their penis size. It is a motion of pushing down on the tip of the penis compressing it down to the base, therefore shrinking the penis.

Nico tried to Jelq-max, but accidentally Julqed, causing his penis to go down to 2 inches flaccid.
STOP JULQING YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE JELQING!!!

Julqing by JuzerTheAbuser April 3, 2024

Julqing 

A Washington Tribal Practice.

The act of pushing in your penis to make it smaller. Eventually, it gets so small it goes inside your body.

Very advanced Julqers can Julq other things like arms and legs, turning them into shapeshifters.

Daniel: Yo Reyce, have you been Julqing lately?

Reyce: Yeah, my Julq streak is 3 weeks.

Julqing by tooswgy January 8, 2025

juulqing 

the act of maturbating to near climax, then pausing to juul and acheive a nicotine enhanced orgasm.

Dude when I was juulqing yesterday my calves both cramped up it was pretty insane.

juulqing by haydank September 28, 2018

jelqing 

The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!

"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"

"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"

jelqing by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008

Juleing 

(In the popular MOBA league of legends)
When a person does jack shit the entire game while their team fights and loses.

That kaisa has 250 cs at 30 mins but no kill participation. She is really Juleing this one huh.

Juleing by Suwupaman January 26, 2020

julbing

a group of two or more people beating down or disapproving of another person, usually when losing an argument or debate themselves

You should accept your mistakes over julbing on other people.

julbing by John Julb December 26, 2021

Julking 

An action taken which results in one smelling like ham

That guy is julking

Julking by Frederick Fazbear December 15, 2021