ducking

When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.

Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:

by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014

ducking

the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.

taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you

by cassandraaaaaaaaaaaaagon April 21, 2019

ducking

The act of ignoring or hiding, particularly from a person or place.

John owes Larry money so he's been ducking Larry for the past month.

by steven26atgmail April 8, 2009

ducking

occurs when abusing downers(opiates, benzos, ambien, etc...) one will fall asleep for a few seconds, sometimes even a few minutes, and wake back up as their head falls forward. this occurs over and over again resulting in the user looking as though their head is bobbing up and down. much like a ducks head bob's up and down outside the water as they look for food.

Look at Tia. she's ducking hard right now.

Man, I'm loaded, I cant stop ducking.

by emmymemmy6 October 3, 2018

Ducking

Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.

Ex.#1
"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2
"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."

by Anna-Rotic June 22, 2007

Ducking

Most commonly auto corrected work for fucking

I had a great time ducking my friend last night.

duck

"Go duck yourself"

by Simbops May 26, 2015

Ducking

The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.

Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!

by mittromneyyy December 30, 2011