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When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.
taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: iā€™m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you
by cassandraaaaaaaaaaaaagon April 21, 2019
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Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.
Ex.#1
"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2
"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."
by Anna-Rotic May 14, 2007
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The act of ignoring or hiding, particularly from a person or place.
John owes Larry money so he's been ducking Larry for the past month.

by steven26atgmail February 05, 2009
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The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.
Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!
by mittromneyyy December 27, 2011
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Most commonly auto corrected work for fucking
I had a great time ducking my friend last night.

duck

"Go duck yourself"
by Simbops May 24, 2015
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