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When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014
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The suggested word that predictive text on your cell phone writes when you try and say "fucking"
So last night I was ducking this hot chick and her ducking boyfriend walks in. Ducking hilarious.
by Kayne M. Dewhurst August 30, 2007
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The repeat use (or spamming) of the word "Quack" on an online forum/chatroom, or over an online game via microphone.

Orign: probably an eleven-year-old with their first internet connection.
A chatroom example of Ducking

Person 1 (the duck): Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Person 2: STFU!

Person 1: Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
by A-non-e-moosey September 20, 2011
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Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.
Ex.#1
"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2
"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."
by Anna-Rotic May 14, 2007
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The act of ignoring or hiding, particularly from a person or place.
John owes Larry money so he's been ducking Larry for the past month.

by steven26atgmail February 05, 2009
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The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.
Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!
by mittromneyyy December 27, 2011
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