joaned
to be joaned or joan'd is when someone owns or burns you
with a witty comment ('burned' like joan of arc)
with a witty comment ('burned' like joan of arc)
joaned by hello-jess January 24, 2011
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joaned • johned • juaneditz • joned • jonned • Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school • Joaner • janed • joane • joined at the hip
Joined the Choir Invisible
Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!
Joined the Choir Invisible by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017
Joined at the Dick
At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.
"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"
Joined at the Dick by twalkerweb September 22, 2011
Word of the Day on September 24, 2011
Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school
A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
"Wtf"
Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019
joane
Joane is absolutely the cooleste person you will ever meet. Her awesomeness just makes everyone want to buy a camel and sail through the kalahari dessert. Life is definitely life when it come to good looks and incredible personality. The words are you “cannot even” start to comprehend this insanity which is a true fluffy unicorn brightness if sparkle.
joane by For defs the best January 16, 2018
Joandra
The most amazing person in the world. A very lovable person. Beautiful person. She is just the person you can go to when you are wanting to cheer up.
Joandra by Apple Pie Apple November 29, 2011
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