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When a girl you have made plans to go on a date with bails on you last minute.
Bro, i just got juaned again. She said Her pet got sick
Juaned by gsep34 February 15, 2019
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Don Juaned 

Don Juaned by Alejandro September 8, 2003
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Don Juaned 

1. One who makes promises but does not follow through.
2. Purchasing a product or service and not receiving what was promised.
I ordered the game 4 months ago and I got straight up Don Juaned.
Don Juaned by Daywalker September 7, 2003

Juandingo 

A mexican man with a very large penis, who pleases women with the first 6in and then slides the remaining 5in and slays that pussy.
That girl better be careful that juandingo is going to destroy her.
Juandingo by RealtalkG April 27, 2017
A person who has a pure heart. You believe in yourself and can do anything to achieve your goals if once decided. Sometimes you are a little bit lazy too . You are smart and loved by everyone. You are a very caring person and you love and respect to the people who are in your life. You are different from others in many ways but somehow it's better.
Juned , You are awesome!
Juned by Realangelb June 2, 2019

Juandale Pringle 

The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.
Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit
Juandale Pringle by drfriedrice April 16, 2022

juandale pringle 

the goofy ahh cousin of quandale dingle
my cousin juandale pringle was licking my dads toes at my great grandfather Jeffery Arnold Lancer Andrew Hagelson V's funeral
juandale pringle by Beko1280 May 25, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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