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*janed* (verb;)

phrase; "getting janed"

meaning
1- Jane flirting with you
2- 'x'
3- a very fit person trying to get with you

4- simping
ellie: "ELLIOT YOU JUST GOT JANED"
elliot: "as it seems"
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When Mary Jane takes you a higher plain.
When you get high.
"Lets go get janed"

"Yo man you look high"
- "I've been janed!"
janed by SoundDemon February 19, 2005
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Getting caught smoking pot by a friends mother in their home.
-"This dog reeks of pot! were you guys smoking pot down here?"

-" No jane we were not"

-" Im really pissed i cant even trust you guys for 10 minutes,i go to the store for some milk and i come home to a basement and dog reeking of marijuana!"

-" hey guys.. we just got Janed!

Fuck!"
Janed by Skullcap Nick June 27, 2009

mary janed 

You eat so many edibles made by Mary Jane, you have to go to bed or hit the floor.
After those cookies I ate, I got Mary Janed and slept for 12 hours.
mary janed by Mary Jane 246642 March 29, 2021

jaeden lieberher 

an actual angel. is so beautiful & sweet and his dance moves are 11/10.
she must stan jaeden lieberher if she's this sweet.
jaeden lieberher by may onnaise August 21, 2017
A state of disillusionment and sadness. You see through everything and have no illusions about what is true. So many negative things have happened that it becomes difficult to stay positive about what once gave you hope and joy. Sometimes you might think there's hope, but then more negative things happen in the aspect you are jaded in, and you become more jaded. This can be felt in many different aspects: Love, friendship, politics, trust, music, objects, etc.

Actions, people, places and things can all leave you jaded.
"She tried so hard but always failed in his eyes. She became jaded and stopped caring about him, but now she has no attraction to anyone else either once they get close to her or even attempt to."

or "She's SO jaded that she will never fall in love again. She can't, she sees through everyone and their intentions. Even her best friend wasn't there for her when she needed her most. Now she has no faith in anyone as a friend, how could she? No one has ever been there for her like she would be and has been for them."

or "She's jaded and alone, but she'll be fine, b/c she doesn't need anyone. Not for more than the basic necessities. She doesn't trust anyone with her heart anymore and is highly cautious of letting anyone in."

Or "She thought there would be a good candidate for once in the 2012 elections, but the primaries were rigged and she became jaded with the whole political charade"

or "She kept on buying headphones b/c one earbud would always give out. She began to expect it and figured it would always happen. She became jaded with cheap headphones. She bought a $20 pair that still work to this day, she will never get cheap ones again. And if she does, she knows what to expect" (lol)
Jaded by SophiNightBird September 8, 2015

Jaeden Martell 

the most perfect boy to live, ever. Hes so beautiful and his voice is so relaxing. His acting is outstanding and his style is immaculate. His sense of humor is extremely funny and he supports everyone for who they are.
“Whos the boy who stutters in IT?”

“Oh thats Bill Denbrough, hes played by Jaeden Martell.”
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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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