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Anyone that trys to showoff, but fails badly.
My boy became a Joaner when he choked on his banana trying to impress his math teacher.
Joaner by trampoline man September 27, 2019
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Erection gained from watching Joan in Mad Men
i've got such a joaner
Joaner by yuiopyu October 11, 2010
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When I was little my mom never wanted to swear in front of me so when she was in the kitchen cooking my dad was purposely making her upset so instead of saying "you mother fu***r" she said "you mother joaner!!" Now I'm in college and all my friends say it at school.
You are such a joaner!

Stop being such a joaner!
Joaner by Martello25 August 2, 2012
A Joaner is someone from southside dublin who is known to be a degenerate of his group of friends from decision making to being absolutely goosed on the sesh and life
Anyone heard from Tom? Supposedly he went back to Megan’s house got sick rang his boss looking for bag and took a shit in his porch. Fuck sake why is he such a Joaner
Joaner by Johnwilde July 7, 2024

Jr finger pointer joyner 

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.
Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

owen joyner 

The most perfect man in existence. Will make you physically hurt from laughing so much but his beautiful face and smile makes up for it.
Who’s that beautiful man?
owen joyner
owen joyner by s.sos.jatp January 4, 2021
A member of the Jewish mafia, who is also a gooner. The Jewish Gooner Boys.
Person 1: You better watch out, that guy is connected with the mob. He's a jooner.
Person 2: It's ok, he's too busy gooning all day to care about me.
Jooner by MarkPooksh May 20, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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