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plans
what people say they need to make because they want to look cool for having friends.
often written in a facebook status...makes you look like a loser.
often written in a facebook status...makes you look like a loser.
plans by ilovemockingpeople July 3, 2010
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Plans
The excuse under which many college and university students wave productive but time consuming and effort-required things off such as getting swole at the gym, preparing healthy meals or studying - to engage in unproductive behaviour such as, but not limited to: smoking marijuana, eating cheetos and vigorously masturbating.
Bro #1 - Sup dood wanna start hitting the gym and become swolemates?
Bro #2 - Nah man that ain't me, I got plans.
Bro #1 - Ew man that's gross, TMI.
Bro #2 - Nah man that ain't me, I got plans.
Bro #1 - Ew man that's gross, TMI.
Plans by The ultimate bro September 5, 2013
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Dude 1: bro, you gonna be open tonight?
Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)
(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"
Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)
(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"
Plans by Nugittugit95 April 16, 2017
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Plans by Lukas is stupid July 13, 2022
plans soon
what you say to someone on facebook when you don't actually want to see them anytime in the near future
Facebook:
taylor posts picture
Jenna: OMG you look so pretty i haven't seen you in forever!
taylor: thanks :) i know! plans soon
*Taylor internally*: fuck this bitch
taylor posts picture
Jenna: OMG you look so pretty i haven't seen you in forever!
taylor: thanks :) i know! plans soon
*Taylor internally*: fuck this bitch
plans soon by thetrillestogbasedword February 23, 2014
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