The excuse under which many
college and university students wave productive but time consuming and effort-required things off such as getting
swole at the gym, preparing healthy meals or
studying - to engage in unproductive behaviour such as, but not limited to: smoking marijuana, eating cheetos and vigorously masturbating.
Bro #1 - Sup dood wanna start hitting the gym and become swolemates?
Bro #2 - Nah man that ain't me, I got plans.
Bro #1 - Ew man that's gross, TMI.