Joane is absolutely the cooleste person you will ever meet. Her awesomeness just makes everyone want to buy a camel and sail through the kalahari dessert. Life is definitely life when it come to good looks and incredible personality. The words are you “cannot even” start to comprehend this insanity which is a true fluffy unicorn brightness if sparkle.
Joane is the definition of pure enjoyment.
by For defs the best January 16, 2018
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Joan is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joan has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joan is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joan. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joan")
"When I grow up, I want to be Joan!"

"Look at Joan, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joan is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joan!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joan!"
by wittier than you February 04, 2010
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Joan is a gourgess young woman. She likes to accomplish her goals. She smiles a lot because she doesn’t want to have people worry about her. She’s sweet and has a hint of mean in her. You wouldn’t want to mess with her. She’s loyal. She won’t ever cry no if you break her heart because she knows she gave it her all and she can do better,besides she wouldn’t like to waist her time with you. It’s hard for her to be mean to people cause she feels bad easily. She’s not a cold hearted bitch. If she cares she’ll show you she cares. If she says she loves you she means it. There’s always people trying to bring her down but it doesn’t work. She had times when she cries to herself cause she’s tired of holding things in. She refuses to show people her weak side. Yet she doesn’t mind crying in front of you if she has to. She takes time to trust you.
Person:how does she do that?
Me:that’s Joan for you♥️
by Yourgirl15 February 12, 2019
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Joan is a very sporty and outgoing person. She dreams big and won't stop fighting until she reaches her goals. She is a beautiful intellectual and everyone should take example from her. Sometimes she pushes herself but it always pays off for a Joan.
Person 1: That girl is so fast!
Person 2: She's Joan, she achieves just about everything she sets her mind to
Person 1: Joan is soooo cool
by Eep_29 February 07, 2018
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Joan is a kind, caring pretty girl who may have been through a lot, but she still puts others before herself, and she understands people very well. she is a one of a kind girl who is often good with children and loves animals
oh my god is that joan
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