jizzacane
A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).
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jizzcannon
1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"
"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"
jizzcannon by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009
Related Words
jizzacane • Jizzicane • jizzabang • jizzabate • Jizzache • jizzachief • Jizzacino • Jizzacked • Jizzacket • Jizzalante
jizzocated
jizzocated by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013
jizzcake
1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.
Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.
Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
jizzcake by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006
Jizzicane
"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."
Jizzicane by LessOffensive March 3, 2010
jizzcano
An eruption of semen so virulent in nature, that its properties upon ejaculation or more akin to a volcanic eruiption than protein secretion. Causes agonizing pain, followed by extreme sense of relief, and is often accompanied by testicular pain very similar to blue balls.
I had not had sex in 6 months, so when I ejaculated in her mouth, she ended up choking on my jizzcano.
jizzcano by theflyingdutchmen August 14, 2010
jizzabang
John is one jizzabang mack daddy.
Audra is the jizzabang at "Dance Dance Revolution."
OR
She is the DDR jizzabang.
Audra is the jizzabang at "Dance Dance Revolution."
OR
She is the DDR jizzabang.
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