jizzacane 

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).

"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"

jizzacane by jSEO August 27, 2020

jizzcannon 

1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"

"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"

jizzcannon by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

jizzocated 

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

jizzocated by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013

jizzcake 

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.

"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

jizzcake by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006

Jizzicane 

Jizz + Hurricane = Jizzicane

A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.

"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."

Jizzicane by LessOffensive March 3, 2010

jizzcano 

An eruption of semen so virulent in nature, that its properties upon ejaculation or more akin to a volcanic eruiption than protein secretion. Causes agonizing pain, followed by extreme sense of relief, and is often accompanied by testicular pain very similar to blue balls.

I had not had sex in 6 months, so when I ejaculated in her mouth, she ended up choking on my jizzcano.

jizzcano by theflyingdutchmen August 14, 2010

jizzabang 

also "gizzabang"

1. very good

2. the best at something

John is one jizzabang mack daddy.

Audra is the jizzabang at "Dance Dance Revolution."

OR

She is the DDR jizzabang.

jizzabang by Audra October 19, 2003