jizzcannon

1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"

"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"

by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

jizzconning

the act of coughing up cum

Guy 1: dude your sister blew me 20 times yesterday

Guy 2: so that's why she was jizzconning at breakfast this morning

by ayewassuphomie69 October 26, 2013

jizz cannon

The male member,
Slang for a male whore.

I used my jizz cannon to cream her biscuit last night.
He is such a jizz cannon.

by Hutch April 23, 2003

jizzcano

An eruption of semen so virulent in nature, that its properties upon ejaculation or more akin to a volcanic eruiption than protein secretion. Causes agonizing pain, followed by extreme sense of relief, and is often accompanied by testicular pain very similar to blue balls.

I had not had sex in 6 months, so when I ejaculated in her mouth, she ended up choking on my jizzcano.

by theflyingdutchmen August 14, 2010

jizz cannon

street name for a thorough african american male from 39th and Poplar street, west philadelphia

Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!

by jay dot canTnonE September 5, 2003