jizzcake 

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.

"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

jizzcake by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006

Jizzcake 

When a dude unloads onto a cupcake and feeds it to someone (normally I’m public)

Bro 1: Bro I’m gonna Jizzcake this nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake

Bro2: that a cumcake nigga

Jizzcake by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019

jizzcake 

another word for a baby

“ugh i hate babies, they’re stupid little jizzcakes

jizzcake by ihaveahugegyatt December 24, 2023

jizztake 

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.

girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...

jizztake by getdhood February 4, 2010

jizz cake 

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

jizz cake by T Baggins July 16, 2011

Jizzrake 

The comb used 6 hours after falling asleep while masturbating; to remove semen from pubic hair.

Damn, Stonie; that's a right feckin' jizzrake you got there.

Jizzrake by COMEGETME October 10, 2010

jizcake 

when you jiz on a girls tits and they look like pancakes

i made a nice batch of jizcakes last night

jizcake by bobby black January 10, 2008