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Jizzalante

A guy who indiscrinately shoots his jizz all.ovrr the place often in public facilities of one sort or another
I went into the men's bathroom late one night at the library

There must have been a jizzalante in there before me cuz the whole sink counter was covered in jizz an shit!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
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Rizzalante

A Vigilante/Anti-Hero with so much rizz, ego and confidence that all their victims immediately fold at the sight of them.
Most of the time its an accident, some use it to their advantage tho.
"Dude, have you heard of the Vigilante going around? They say their victims fold the second they see their face."
"Damn, they should call them the Rizzalante."
by probablynari December 31, 2022
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jizzacane

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).
"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"
by jSEO August 27, 2020
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rizzalante

a rizzalante is someone who's power is to rizz up
chad: bro someone stole my girl

josh : I think it was he rizzalante
by the rizzalante March 31, 2023
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jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm
Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."
by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011
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jizzabate

jizzabate
n.
large amount of semen.
-from the latin word jizzabatus. meaning to jizm.
When I was walking down the frozen food aisle I accidently jizzabated my pants.
by fdiddy September 22, 2004
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Jizzaline

To jizz on a thots teeth. The sticky icky will straighten her teeth way better than invisalign and at a fraction of the cost.
Bro last night I gave that thot a jizzaline.
by NewfoundBlob December 6, 2019
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