A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).
"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"
1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"
"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaminglike that Kim Catrall in Porky's"
An eruption of semen so virulent in nature, that its properties upon ejaculation or more akin to a volcanic eruiption than protein secretion. Causes agonizing pain, followed by extreme sense of relief, and is often accompanied by testicular pain very similar to blue balls.
I had not had sex in 6 months, so when I ejaculated in her mouth, she ended up choking on my jizzcano.