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jizzacane 

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).
"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"
jizzacane by jSEO August 27, 2020

jizzcannon 

1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"
"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"
jizzcannon by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

jizzuccino 

A cappuccino made with the use of semen instead of milk.
Mike used his jizz to make a jizzuccino.
jizzuccino by franky32084 June 22, 2010

Jizzalenous 

When you add jizz to any culinary meal as a flavoring and/or sustenance.
Throw some jizzalenous in that bitch, make a bbq sandwich.
Jizzalenous by ManGoo November 5, 2012

jizzcano 

An eruption of semen so virulent in nature, that its properties upon ejaculation or more akin to a volcanic eruiption than protein secretion. Causes agonizing pain, followed by extreme sense of relief, and is often accompanied by testicular pain very similar to blue balls.
I had not had sex in 6 months, so when I ejaculated in her mouth, she ended up choking on my jizzcano.
jizzcano by theflyingdutchmen August 14, 2010

jizzamin 

Jessamin green
You know that girl jizzamin? That's how ya baby mama.
jizzamin by Bigdaddykhane April 23, 2018