Jizzacino

An espresso based drink, made with steamed semen ('jizz') instead of milk. Often served with chocolate sprinkles.

The guy was an idiot so I gave him a jizzacino instead of the cappucino that he had asked for.

by StarbucksBarista March 26, 2009

jizzacane

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).

"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"

by jSEO August 27, 2020

jizzcannon

1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"

"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"

by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

jizzuccino

A cappuccino made with the use of semen instead of milk.

Mike used his jizz to make a jizzuccino.

by franky32084 June 22, 2010

Jizzalenous

When you add jizz to any culinary meal as a flavoring and/or sustenance.

Throw some jizzalenous in that bitch, make a bbq sandwich.

by ManGoo November 5, 2012

jizzcano

An eruption of semen so virulent in nature, that its properties upon ejaculation or more akin to a volcanic eruiption than protein secretion. Causes agonizing pain, followed by extreme sense of relief, and is often accompanied by testicular pain very similar to blue balls.

I had not had sex in 6 months, so when I ejaculated in her mouth, she ended up choking on my jizzcano.

by theflyingdutchmen August 14, 2010

jizzamin

Jessamin green

You know that girl jizzamin? That's how ya baby mama.

by Bigdaddykhane April 23, 2018