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an outer covering- or casing garment, that foremost retain vast SWAG components: such as a (1) :a thermally nonconducting cover (2) :a covering that encloses an intermediate space through which a temperature-controlling fluid circulates.
Gilfoyle: Oh boy, it is chilly. Good thing I brought this sweet jizzacket. Ay, friend.
Jizzacket by ohbabywonkenobi November 11, 2017
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Jazzacked 

adjective 1. Not functioning properly or not in working order. 2. The state of disorder for any object or condition. 3. The qualitative description of entropy within any given system.
Sean drove his truck into a tree and now the front end is all jazzacked.

That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.

The economy is totally jazzacked
Jazzacked by arctic_crash March 19, 2009
(n) Liquid emitted from the male sexual organ, said in a l337 manner.
D00d, he got jizzack all over the bizatch's fizace!
Jizzack by Oya June 6, 2003

jizzbucket 

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.
Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.
jizzbucket by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizzrocket 

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.
Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.
jizzrocket by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

Jizzjacket 

A condom to catch the Jizz release
"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

Jizzbasket 

1) Pertaining to the sock you jack off in at night and leave under your bed

2) Derogatory term for anyone who sucks, also see Douchbag
1) "ahh dude my mom found my jizzbasket"

2) "I cant believe Robby screwed my girlfriend, what a jizzbasket"
Jizzbasket by Justin July 25, 2004
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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