Jizzache

To have a dull ache in your genitals from too much masturbation or sex.

"Awe shit..."
"What's up, man?"
"I have this incredible jizzache from last night."
"Were you and the wife just tearing that shit up?"
"No, I was just watching this Beyonce music video...totally wiped out my junk."

Jizzache by Doctor_S September 1, 2009

jizztache

Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

jizztache by fagomir March 11, 2013

Jizzacked 

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

Jizzacked by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

jizzachief 

a handkerchief used to catch your load of jizz / cum when you masturbsate

I was looking up retro cumshots on the computer and was about to blow my load, but managed to get out my blue striped jizzachief just in time

jizzachief by Jizz Archifer August 9, 2010

jizzchef 

a person (culinary trained or not) who prepares and cooks food and meals mainly with semen / jizz / spunk. abbreiviation: JC

1) studio is a jizzchef because he uses steptoes jizz on his pizza, and his pasta. 2) your a JC! 3) you like to add jizz to your sauce

jizzchef by jizzchef January 1, 2009

Jizzacket

an outer covering- or casing garment, that foremost retain vast SWAG components: such as a (1) :a thermally nonconducting cover (2) :a covering that encloses an intermediate space through which a temperature-controlling fluid circulates.

Gilfoyle: Oh boy, it is chilly. Good thing I brought this sweet jizzacket. Ay, friend.

Jizzacket by ohbabywonkenobi November 11, 2017

jizzachino 

A Coffee with extra cream and sugar with a hint of salt

Can I please have a 24oz jizzachino

jizzachino by Gloverman69 February 27, 2025