To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.
Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.
Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.
"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"
"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "
"Bummer, brah!"
"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "
"Bummer, brah!"
by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013
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Sean drove his truck into a tree and now the front end is all jazzacked.
That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.
The economy is totally jazzacked
That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.
The economy is totally jazzacked
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2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.
Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.
Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
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