Jizzacked 

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

Jizzacked by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

Jazzacked 

adjective 1. Not functioning properly or not in working order. 2. The state of disorder for any object or condition. 3. The qualitative description of entropy within any given system.

Sean drove his truck into a tree and now the front end is all jazzacked.

That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.

The economy is totally jazzacked

Jazzacked by arctic_crash March 19, 2009

Jizzack 

(n) Liquid emitted from the male sexual organ, said in a l337 manner.

D00d, he got jizzack all over the bizatch's fizace!

Jizzack by Oya June 6, 2003

Jizzjacket 

A condom to catch the Jizz release

"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

Jizzjacket by Dr H and Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009

jizzapped

A new form of contraception being investigated by researchers. The doctor administers a dose of ultrasound to the testicles, which can stop the production of sperm.

‎"Do you have a condom?"

"No, but I jizzapped my balls earlier.."

jizzapped by Digital Venus March 6, 2012

jizzcake 

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.

"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

jizzcake by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006

jizzfaced testicle flap 

When you bust a load of spunk on a girls face that makes her temporarily blind and sucks ur nutsack

Mrs. Nanners loves the jizzfaced testicle flap

jizzfaced testicle flap by alex"rus" tsaur November 5, 2003