Jizzacked

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

Jizzack

(n) Liquid emitted from the male sexual organ, said in a l337 manner.

D00d, he got jizzack all over the bizatch's fizace!

by Oya June 6, 2003

Jizzack up in da Biotch

a common reference to Jack in the Box especially after smoking some dank!

damn nigga i gots da ma f*ckin munchies! we needs ta hit up Jizzack up in da Biotch fa sho!

by j dizz August 3, 2006