Definitions by LessOffensive
Broken Wheels
Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though
Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend
Broken Wheels by LessOffensive March 14, 2011
THW
Someone who wears a blue v-neck and red phillies hat everytime he wants to pick up girls, he will do a back flip to get her number and he is the best..
"stop being such a THW, an we all know Nikki is a 10
"stop being such a THW, an we all know Nikki is a 10
THW by LessOffensive December 3, 2010
Jizzicane
"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."
Jizzicane by LessOffensive March 3, 2010
Nacne
I am failing math cause this dirty kid sitting in front of me has terrible nacne and I can't stop staring.
Nacne by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
Care Packaging
When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.
Care Packaging by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
Low Fat Rofl Mayo
More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.
Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo'd.
Low Fat Rofl Mayo by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
Shoe Pimp
Someone (usually a girl) who whores out their shoes. They have let so many people use their shoes that they aren't even sure how many they have been with. Usually not whored out for money, but traded for favors or other articles of clothing.
"I asked Monica if I could borrow her pair of purple heels but she was such a shoe pimp about it and I have to wash her car tomorrow"
"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.
"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.
Shoe Pimp by LessOffensive October 9, 2009