jizzachief

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a handkerchief used to catch your load of jizz / cum when you masturbsate

I was looking up retro cumshots on the computer and was about to blow my load, but managed to get out my blue striped jizzachief just in time

jizzachief by Jizz Archifer August 9, 2010

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jizzchef

a person (culinary trained or not) who prepares and cooks food and meals mainly with semen / jizz / spunk. abbreiviation: JC

1) studio is a jizzchef because he uses steptoes jizz on his pizza, and his pasta. 2) your a JC! 3) you like to add jizz to your sauce

jizzchef by jizzchef January 1, 2009

Related Words

jizzachief • Jizzache • jizzachino • jizzchef

Jizzache

To have a dull ache in your genitals from too much masturbation or sex.

"Awe shit..."
"What's up, man?"
"I have this incredible jizzache from last night."
"Were you and the wife just tearing that shit up?"
"No, I was just watching this Beyonce music video...totally wiped out my junk."

Jizzache by Doctor_S September 1, 2009

jizzachino

A Coffee with extra cream and sugar with a hint of salt

Can I please have a 24oz jizzachino

jizzachino by Gloverman69 February 27, 2025

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026