jizzachief

a handkerchief used to catch your load of jizz / cum when you masturbsate

I was looking up retro cumshots on the computer and was about to blow my load, but managed to get out my blue striped jizzachief just in time

by Jizz Archifer August 9, 2010

jizzchef

a person (culinary trained or not) who prepares and cooks food and meals mainly with semen / jizz / spunk. abbreiviation: JC

1) studio is a jizzchef because he uses steptoes jizz on his pizza, and his pasta. 2) your a JC! 3) you like to add jizz to your sauce

by jizzchef January 1, 2009

Jizzache

To have a dull ache in your genitals from too much masturbation or sex.

"Awe shit..."
"What's up, man?"
"I have this incredible jizzache from last night."
"Were you and the wife just tearing that shit up?"
"No, I was just watching this Beyonce music video...totally wiped out my junk."

by Doctor_S September 1, 2009

jizzachino

A Coffee with extra cream and sugar with a hint of salt

Can I please have a 24oz jizzachino

by Gloverman69 February 27, 2025