jizstache

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.

you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.

by brownsound September 22, 2004

Justache

Someone who has only a mustache with no other facial hair or sideburns.

His justache looks like he's sniffin a sick caterpiller

by Dan November 30, 2003

jizstance

The distance that bodily fluids are shot during an orgasm.

Me: "bro last night i had the best climax ever."
Friend: "why are u talking about this?"
Me: "my jizstance was across the room."

by blueblade408 January 17, 2013

jahstache

It's like a moustache, only more reggae.

12 Cents for Marvin rocked the jahstache on their B-Load album.

by 12 Cents August 1, 2007

jizztache

Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

by fagomir March 11, 2013

Social Jizztace Warrior

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.

Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 12, 2019

Jizzstache

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.

Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!

by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011