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Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

jizztache by fagomir March 11, 2013

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jizztacular

The act of something being so exciting and amazing that it causes instant orgasm

That new Movie Trailer is Jizztacular, Crap I think I need a new pair of pants

jizztacular by Alex January 20, 2004

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Related Words

jizztache • jizzstache • jizstache • Jizzache • Social Jizztace Warrior • Jizzface • Jizznackered • jizzjacker • jizzmachine • jizzachief

jizstache

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.

you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.

jizstache by brownsound September 22, 2004

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Jizzticle

the act of ejactulating all over ones balls

Hotgirl "hi bigboy"
Chet "fuck! ive just jizzticled myself"

Jizzticle by BIGDAVESUPERFUN January 22, 2009

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Jizzface

the facial expression that a person has before taking a man's wad in the face.

damn that hoe made the ugliest jizzface before i unloaded in her eye!

Jizzface by quachified September 16, 2005

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Jizzface

An insult used in the cafeteria when one person eats pizza with ranch and gets ranch on their face.

Student 1: Man do you know how to eat?
Student 2: What you talking about?
Student 3: What a Jizzface!!!
Student 2: Ughhh!!!

Jizzface by Nicklou November 8, 2010

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jizztake

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.

girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...

jizztake by getdhood February 4, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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