jizztache

Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

jizztache by fagomir March 11, 2013

jizztacular 

The act of something being so exciting and amazing that it causes instant orgasm

That new Movie Trailer is Jizztacular, Crap I think I need a new pair of pants

jizztacular by Alex January 20, 2004

jizstache 

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.

you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.

jizstache by brownsound September 22, 2004

Jizzticle 

the act of ejactulating all over ones balls

Hotgirl "hi bigboy"
Chet "fuck! ive just jizzticled myself"

Jizzticle by BIGDAVESUPERFUN January 22, 2009

Jizzface 

the facial expression that a person has before taking a man's wad in the face.

damn that hoe made the ugliest jizzface before i unloaded in her eye!

Jizzface by quachified September 16, 2005

Jizzface 

An insult used in the cafeteria when one person eats pizza with ranch and gets ranch on their face.

Student 1: Man do you know how to eat?
Student 2: What you talking about?
Student 3: What a Jizzface!!!
Student 2: Ughhh!!!

Jizzface by Nicklou November 8, 2010

jizztake 

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.

girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...

jizztake by getdhood February 4, 2010