jizztache

Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

by fagomir March 11, 2013

jizztacular

The act of something being so exciting and amazing that it causes instant orgasm

That new Movie Trailer is Jizztacular, Crap I think I need a new pair of pants

by Alex January 20, 2004

jizstache

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.

you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.

by brownsound September 22, 2004

Jizzticle

the act of ejactulating all over ones balls

Hotgirl "hi bigboy"
Chet "fuck! ive just jizzticled myself"

by BIGDAVESUPERFUN January 22, 2009

Jizzface

the facial expression that a person has before taking a man's wad in the face.

damn that hoe made the ugliest jizzface before i unloaded in her eye!

by quachified September 16, 2005

Jizzface

An insult used in the cafeteria when one person eats pizza with ranch and gets ranch on their face.

Student 1: Man do you know how to eat?
Student 2: What you talking about?
Student 3: What a Jizzface!!!
Student 2: Ughhh!!!

by Nicklou November 8, 2010

jizztake

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.

girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...

by getdhood February 4, 2010