Combining the well known words jizz and distance, jizzstance refers to how far one's semen can travel when ejaculating. Men are typically fascinated with their jizzstance and sometimes purposely delay sexual acts for days to establish new personal records.

Dude, I just set a new record for my jizzstance. I waited a whole week and then watched Clueless. I almost hit the TV screen when Stacey Dash made her first appearance.

Jizzstance by Rizznitz May 11, 2013

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Jipstanged

To be ripped off for an item purchased.
To not receive the item you expected.
To be swindled out of your hard earned cash.

For fuck sake, I've been well Jipstanged !!!!!

Jipstanged by Dave Enty January 20, 2006

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Social Jizztace Warrior

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.

Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.

Social Jizztace Warrior by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 12, 2019

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Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.

Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.

Going the Jizztance by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018

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