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jizstache 

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.
you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.
jizstache by brownsound September 22, 2004

Jewschebag 

1) A Jewish person with douche bag-like tendencies.

2) A person who acts like a douche bag, but only when it comes to money.
1) Wow, is that Semite seriously going to take pictures of himself in front of a church? What a Jewschebag!

2) Last week, I lent Matt fifty bucks, and now he claims he paid it back when he clearly didn't. I'm never going to lend that Jewshebag money again!
Jewschebag by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

Justache 

Someone who has only a mustache with no other facial hair or sideburns.
His justache looks like he's sniffin a sick caterpiller
Justache by Dan November 30, 2003
1) Justice delivered by those of the Jewish religion. This form of justice is usually swift, brutal and effective.
2) Jews kicking ass
The movies Munich and Inglorious Bastards are textbook examples of Jewstice.
Jewstice by Magicbus January 6, 2010

Jewbachery

When someone uses devious tricks and scams in order to better further themselves and their wallet.
Richard was full of jewbachery this morning when he first came to work.
Jewbachery by Simon Dickfore February 19, 2008

jahstache 

It's like a moustache, only more reggae.
12 Cents for Marvin rocked the jahstache on their B-Load album.
jahstache by 12 Cents August 1, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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