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Jizzstache 

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.
Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!
Jizzstache by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011
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jizzstache 

When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.
Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.
jizzstache by Minihandss May 2, 2010

Jizzstash 

When a lover has jizz on their upper lip

Like a milk mustash instead it is made out of jizz
Boy:"I gave Kailey a big jizzstash"
Jizzstash by Fizzyman October 13, 2021

jizstache 

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.
you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.
jizstache by brownsound September 22, 2004

jizzcatcher 

one that catches jizz; specifically : that person's mouth
Keep runnin ur jizzcatcher n ur gonna be hurtin fa sho.
jizzcatcher by 907grrl July 15, 2010

Jizzwatcher 

A negative connotation. Any uninvited person who watches or trys to watch others in the act of jizz production.
Get that jizzwatcher out of here.
Jizzwatcher by T & A September 19, 2023
Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.
A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.
jizztache by fagomir March 11, 2013
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