10 definitions by gfaisjdfjjwejo

Assturdbation

The act of stimulating the anus by excreting feces partially out of one's own ass, then allowing the natural pressure of the anus to suck the feces back into one's own rectum. The process is repeated to one's satisfaction.

Dude1: So I've been trying out assturdbation lately.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo July 8, 2016

golden nut

When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.

Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 15, 2016

Black Claw

A drink drank by black men who are trying to fit in with their white friends. It consists of an emptied out White Claw® can filled up with Colt 45®.

Cody: Yo Jamal, you need another White Claw bro?
Jamal: Yeah bro, toss it here but I need to go to the bathroom real quick.
Jamal (in a hushed tone): Yo Tyrese, where'd you hide the Colt at? I need to make me a Black Claw.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 6, 2019

Blood Donation

A Blood Donation is when you eat a chick out while she is on her period.

Sheila said that she was on her period, so I told her it was time for her to do a Blood Donation.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo January 18, 2023

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

trannysient

When a homeless man poses as a transgender so as to trick people into letting him live with them.

Donald: Ever since you moved in, you never shave or tuck your dick between your legs anymore.
Dan: Yeah bro, I'm a trannysient, what the fuck did you expect?

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 19, 2017

Social Jizztace Warrior

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.

Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 12, 2019