When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.
Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017
Get the Mike's Hard Lemonade mug.Mikey: Let's switch to a micro frontend.
Kyle: Yeah, you'd like that just cuz you have a micro frontend.
Kyle: Yeah, you'd like that just cuz you have a micro frontend.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 14, 2019
Get the micro frontend mug.The act of stimulating the anus by excreting feces partially out of one's own ass, then allowing the natural pressure of the anus to suck the feces back into one's own rectum. The process is repeated to one's satisfaction.
Dude1: So I've been trying out assturdbation lately.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.
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Get the Assturdbation mug.A drink drank by black men who are trying to fit in with their white friends. It consists of an emptied out White Claw® can filled up with Colt 45®.
Cody: Yo Jamal, you need another White Claw bro?
Jamal: Yeah bro, toss it here but I need to go to the bathroom real quick.
Jamal (in a hushed tone): Yo Tyrese, where'd you hide the Colt at? I need to make me a Black Claw.
Jamal: Yeah bro, toss it here but I need to go to the bathroom real quick.
Jamal (in a hushed tone): Yo Tyrese, where'd you hide the Colt at? I need to make me a Black Claw.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 06, 2019
Get the Black Claw mug.An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.
Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.
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Get the Social Jizztace Warrior mug.Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
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