gfaisjdfjjwejo's definitions

Blood Donation

A Blood Donation is when you eat a chick out while she is on her period.

Sheila said that she was on her period, so I told her it was time for her to do a Blood Donation.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo January 18, 2023

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

Black Claw

A drink drank by black men who are trying to fit in with their white friends. It consists of an emptied out White Claw® can filled up with Colt 45®.

Cody: Yo Jamal, you need another White Claw bro?
Jamal: Yeah bro, toss it here but I need to go to the bathroom real quick.
Jamal (in a hushed tone): Yo Tyrese, where'd you hide the Colt at? I need to make me a Black Claw.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 6, 2019

micro frontend

A software pattern that is solely promoted by individuals with micro frontends.

Mikey: Let's switch to a micro frontend.
Kyle: Yeah, you'd like that just cuz you have a micro frontend.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 14, 2019

Social Jizztace Warrior

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.

Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 12, 2019

trannysient

When a homeless man poses as a transgender so as to trick people into letting him live with them.

Donald: Ever since you moved in, you never shave or tuck your dick between your legs anymore.
Dan: Yeah bro, I'm a trannysient, what the fuck did you expect?

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 20, 2017

Mike's Hard Lemonade

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017