Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 08, 2021

micro frontend

A software pattern that is solely promoted by individuals with micro frontends.

Mikey: Let's switch to a micro frontend.
Kyle: Yeah, you'd like that just cuz you have a micro frontend.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 14, 2019

trannysient

When a homeless man poses as a transgender so as to trick people into letting him live with them.

Donald: Ever since you moved in, you never shave or tuck your dick between your legs anymore.
Dan: Yeah bro, I'm a trannysient, what the fuck did you expect?

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 19, 2017

Blood Donation

A Blood Donation is when you eat a chick out while she is on her period.

Sheila said that she was on her period, so I told her it was time for her to do a Blood Donation.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo January 18, 2023

golden nut

When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.

Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 15, 2016

caramel icing

The sperm of a black man.

Black man: I applied my caramel icing to Betty's chest on her birthday.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo February 27, 2017

Assturdbation

The act of stimulating the anus by excreting feces partially out of one's own ass, then allowing the natural pressure of the anus to suck the feces back into one's own rectum. The process is repeated to one's satisfaction.

Dude1: So I've been trying out assturdbation lately.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo July 08, 2016