The fandom's nickname for the moustache of Dr. John Watson, which appeared briefly at the beginning of BBC Sherlock's third series. During 'The Empty Hearse' several jokes are made about the Johnstache, until eventually John shaves it off, famously saying "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes!"

Johnstache ate my ham.

johnstache by Consulting Criminal 2014 January 25, 2014

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justache

Moustache without a beard, goatee, or any other facial hair.

Alex: How many justaches do you think we'll see at the Cork tonight?

Tyson: Over/under is 3...and I'll take the over. Think I just saw Magnum P.I. walk into Jam Session.

justache by joejak22 July 11, 2010

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Justache

When teenage boys begin to grow their first facial hairs and refuse to shave them, thus growing nothing but a pathetically small mustache/ some chin hairs.

"Is Justin on drugs??"

"No, just growing out his Justache"

Justache by Katie I guess July 27, 2016

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jamestache

When a person, usually a guy, but girls have them too, hasn't shaved their face and it looks like they have dirt above their lip. Sometimes girls bleech theirs. Mexican children usually have them. James has one. Thats where the name originated.

I'm glad Adam shaved his Jamestache before banquet. He looks better. I wish Jen would realize hers and bleach it.

jamestache by Yurine April 25, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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