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jizstache 

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.
you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.
jizstache by brownsound September 22, 2004
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Justache 

Someone who has only a mustache with no other facial hair or sideburns.
His justache looks like he's sniffin a sick caterpiller
Justache by Dan November 30, 2003

johnstache 

The fandom's nickname for the moustache of Dr. John Watson, which appeared briefly at the beginning of BBC Sherlock's third series. During 'The Empty Hearse' several jokes are made about the Johnstache, until eventually John shaves it off, famously saying "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes!"
Johnstache ate my ham.

justache 

Moustache without a beard, goatee, or any other facial hair.
Alex: How many justaches do you think we'll see at the Cork tonight?

Tyson: Over/under is 3...and I'll take the over. Think I just saw Magnum P.I. walk into Jam Session.
justache by joejak22 July 11, 2010

Justache 

When teenage boys begin to grow their first facial hairs and refuse to shave them, thus growing nothing but a pathetically small mustache/ some chin hairs.
"Is Justin on drugs??"

"No, just growing out his Justache"
Justache by Katie I guess July 27, 2016

jamestache 

When a person, usually a guy, but girls have them too, hasn't shaved their face and it looks like they have dirt above their lip. Sometimes girls bleech theirs. Mexican children usually have them. James has one. Thats where the name originated.
I'm glad Adam shaved his Jamestache before banquet. He looks better. I wish Jen would realize hers and bleach it.
jamestache by Yurine April 25, 2005