Dan's definitions

ST

Rapper straight from the suburbs and is "The last White Rapper" aka Dirrty

"Welcome 2 the suburbs..."-ST

by Dan December 18, 2003

puck bag

A hockey term. Used to describe any girl that has been fucked by 2 or more hockey players from the same team. Being a puck bag is very prestigious, only the highest class sluts are graced with this honor. Puck bags can be found around college campuses and ice rinks near you.

That puck bag was at our house last night, what a slut.

by dan April 14, 2004

internets

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"

Does the fact that it's "internets" make it the sequel to Al Gore's internet?

by Dan November 4, 2004

spongebobsquarepants

- a very fat homely girl who has enormous amounts of cheese on her ass.

chirstina calderon

by dan November 3, 2003

United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.

We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!

by Dan January 29, 2005

Fusey

An event/party that takes place in a basement and contains lively music.

Dude that was a sweet fusey goin on last night.

by Dan November 13, 2003

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004