sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

sideburns

Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.

Many Different Forms include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies.

Mark Waldrop has sideburns like a Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David Kent's.

by Kyle E Mcpherson November 13, 2005

sideburns

associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.

Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns

by simon gardner September 12, 2006

sideburns

Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.

"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."

by WHSMB January 11, 2009

sideburns

When girls shave two landing strips into their pubes.... looks like sidburns

"Dude, I could see her bright red sideburns through her white shorts!"

by Shmelgs November 15, 2007

sideburns

To be a guy and fuck a girl who has more facial hair then yourself.

Skyler: dude you fucked a sideburns thats discusting. you better have been intoxicated you ickle slut.

by DoUNoTylrDurden April 10, 2005

Sideburns

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003