Definitions by brownsound

rectum stretcher 

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.

Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.

rectum stretcher by brownsound October 5, 2004

smudge

what I did to my girlfriend last night.

I smudged her all over, she loved it.

smudge by brownsound September 22, 2004

jizstache 

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.

you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.

jizstache by brownsound September 22, 2004

srulf 

Having anal sex with a girl, then with shit on your weiner, you make her then suck your cock.

She wanted to be srulfed, so I did.

srulf by Brownsound September 10, 2004

plumber 

when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.

She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.

plumber by Brownsound September 10, 2004