jizstache

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.

you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.

by brownsound September 22, 2004

rectum stretcher

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.

Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.

by brownsound October 05, 2004

srulf

Having anal sex with a girl, then with shit on your weiner, you make her then suck your cock.

She wanted to be srulfed, so I did.

by Brownsound September 11, 2004

smudge

what I did to my girlfriend last night.

I smudged her all over, she loved it.

by brownsound September 22, 2004

plumber

when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.

She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.

by Brownsound September 11, 2004