Jizzstache

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.

Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!

by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011

jizzstache

When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.

Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.

by Minihandss May 2, 2010

Jizzstash

When a lover has jizz on their upper lip

Like a milk mustash instead it is made out of jizz

Boy:"I gave Kailey a big jizzstash"

by Fizzyman October 13, 2021

jizstache

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.

you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.

by brownsound September 22, 2004

jizzcatcher

one that catches jizz; specifically : that person's mouth

Keep runnin ur jizzcatcher n ur gonna be hurtin fa sho.

by 907grrl July 15, 2010

Jizzwatcher

A negative connotation. Any uninvited person who watches or trys to watch others in the act of jizz production.

Get that jizzwatcher out of here.

by T & A September 19, 2023

jizztache

Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

by fagomir March 11, 2013