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jizzstache 

When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.
Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.
jizzstache by Minihandss May 2, 2010

Jizzstash 

When a lover has jizz on their upper lip

Like a milk mustash instead it is made out of jizz
Boy:"I gave Kailey a big jizzstash"
Jizzstash by Fizzyman October 13, 2021

jizstache 

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.
you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.
jizstache by brownsound September 22, 2004

jizzcatcher 

one that catches jizz; specifically : that person's mouth
Keep runnin ur jizzcatcher n ur gonna be hurtin fa sho.
jizzcatcher by 907grrl July 15, 2010

Jizzwatcher 

A negative connotation. Any uninvited person who watches or trys to watch others in the act of jizz production.
Get that jizzwatcher out of here.
Jizzwatcher by T & A September 19, 2023
Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.
A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.
jizztache by fagomir March 11, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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