adjective describing the state of a person who has reached such a level of intoxication that the lines between acceptable and unacceptable topics of conversation in polite company become so blurred that in the 'jimboed' person's mind practically anything goes.
derived from the name of legendary beer-swiller and peadophile joke expert, jimbo moody.

jimboed person: i say m'lady, how should you like to accompany me to my hotel suite where we can have sex with the 2 amputee dwarfs that i have hidden in my suitcase? haha!! afterwards we can go to the toilet on eachother!!!
shocked female partygoer: i beg your pardon sir?
3rd party: don't mind him love, he's been on the sauce all day... he's totally 'jimboed'

jimboed by marty's ma January 11, 2008

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jimboed

when you get a great deal or you think everything is looking up for you, then you check your mail and you get a smashed up muffler

Spence:So I ordered this cd player off ebay, and it diddnt have a face plate.
Kaczman: NIGGA, U GOT JIMBOED

See www.ebay.com

jimboed by Kaczman HOLLA March 18, 2004

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Jimboed

A Stupid act or a foolish mistake...
Making a stupid mistake...
Making a boo boo...
Making an error only an idiot would make...
A mistake only a fool would make...
An act only a total muppet would make...

This entry is the first step in an attempt on getting the word Jimboed into the Oxford Dictionary... Hopefully by this time next year Jimboed will be a word that is used Globally around the world...

A Jimbo --- someone who prides themselves on being a fool and strives to perfect their foolishness...

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You've just put your foot in the mop bucket!!!

You may say --- Damn i've just Jimboed!!!

Other uses of the word...

Jimbo --- a foolish person, an idiot who strives to succeed in stupidness...

Jimboed by shrek1609 July 19, 2007

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Jimboner

A guy you will instantly get horny around, he is that sexy

Guy: Wait I think I’m getting a jimboner over him

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Jamboned

Getting absolutely shcuttered on the pints

Jesus Ben was fairly jamboned last night

Jamboned by Jizzle03 May 25, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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