jimboed 

adjective describing the state of a person who has reached such a level of intoxication that the lines between acceptable and unacceptable topics of conversation in polite company become so blurred that in the 'jimboed' person's mind practically anything goes.
derived from the name of legendary beer-swiller and peadophile joke expert, jimbo moody.

jimboed person: i say m'lady, how should you like to accompany me to my hotel suite where we can have sex with the 2 amputee dwarfs that i have hidden in my suitcase? haha!! afterwards we can go to the toilet on eachother!!!
shocked female partygoer: i beg your pardon sir?
3rd party: don't mind him love, he's been on the sauce all day... he's totally 'jimboed'

jimboed by marty's ma January 11, 2008

jimboed 

when you get a great deal or you think everything is looking up for you, then you check your mail and you get a smashed up muffler

Spence:So I ordered this cd player off ebay, and it diddnt have a face plate.
Kaczman: NIGGA, U GOT JIMBOED

See www.ebay.com

jimboed by Kaczman HOLLA March 18, 2004

Jimboed 

A Stupid act or a foolish mistake...
Making a stupid mistake...
Making a boo boo...
Making an error only an idiot would make...
A mistake only a fool would make...
An act only a total muppet would make...

This entry is the first step in an attempt on getting the word Jimboed into the Oxford Dictionary... Hopefully by this time next year Jimboed will be a word that is used Globally around the world...

A Jimbo --- someone who prides themselves on being a fool and strives to perfect their foolishness...

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You've just put your foot in the mop bucket!!!

You may say --- Damn i've just Jimboed!!!

Other uses of the word...

Jimbo --- a foolish person, an idiot who strives to succeed in stupidness...

Jimboed by shrek1609 July 19, 2007

jimbodium

1. A stupid hoe who leads his gang of faker-skaters who parade around Bethesda, causing girls to barf in his presence.
2. A messed-up teen who thinks he's better than everyone else, and makes up strange phrases such as "hodum, bodum, todum, etc", with a rude tendency to swear

A guy is part of Jimbodium if he wears skinny jeans that hang off his butt with boxers showing and he doesn't care

jimbodium by A Faker Skater HATER November 8, 2009

jimboned 

When a man named Jim engages in sexual intercourse.

Ivanka: Wow did I get jimboned last night, it was amazing.

jimboned by wiscon-sin January 17, 2007

jimbied

V. to get jimbied is to get screwed or cheated out,a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

Derek got jimbied when the officer found jankem in his cell.

We got jimbied when the power went out during the football game.

jimbied by sman71 September 5, 2011

jimbodium

the coolest man in the world who walks the streets of bethesda with the jimbodium clan getting hoes

A: man johns tight hes like a jimbodium

jimbodium by bodum April 27, 2009