smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

smashed

to get piss drunk, often involving stumbling and incoherent speech

the other night we all got smashed at Tiffany's birthday party!

by PARTY October 20, 2002

smashed

to be drunk

Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.

by steph March 25, 2004

smashed

To be FUCKED off your head royally, after ripping down copious amounts of cones.

Man i was smashed stupid last night, i couldn't fuckin see straight!

by JuzzyDee October 28, 2003

smashed

to have intercourse with another human being

Dude, I totally smashed Kait last night.

by Gustavo Minion July 29, 2010

smashed

to do someone

ooo, i wanna smash that girl

by quoopy April 20, 2003

smashed

to have sex with someone really hard and in a crazy way

Oh who? That girl? Yeah, I smashed her last week, no big deal.

by Mark Abell December 19, 2004