jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Jamboned

Getting absolutely shcuttered on the pints

Jesus Ben was fairly jamboned last night

by Jizzle03 May 25, 2022

Jambonerism

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon

Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?

by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

jimboned

When a man named Jim engages in sexual intercourse.

Ivanka: Wow did I get jimboned last night, it was amazing.

by wiscon-sin January 17, 2007

Jayboned

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.

After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.

by TheFirm July 25, 2009

Jamboner

When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.

"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"

by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013

Jawboned

The soreness associated with a repetitive motion disorder caused by exuberant falatio.

I had a really busy weekend, so busy that I'm totally jawboned right now.

by FancyNance September 4, 2011