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A person who masturbates with both hands. Often lazy and not the brightest tool I the shed
He's so lazy. He's probably a Jallon
jallon by Brian Michaels February 27, 2023
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jablonoscope 

1. Invented from the family name first found in the invasion of the Nazi, and was spread to the USSR of Communism. (“Jablonowska”, - ligma’s second victim.)
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).
There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
*Dies from fall damage*
jablonoscope by JabJabFromFlexTape September 13, 2018
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Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab
connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor
A word to describe laughing so hard, the lower part of your abdomen aches
I just jillonged im actually dead

You make me jillong so hard
Jillong by Jdisjfiwuujcsjq June 11, 2020
Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!
jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars
jallopy by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008

a jallen 

A 'quite fit in an ugly way' sort of guy.
Girl 1: That guy is well fit!
Girl 2: Hmm, he's a bit of a jallen.
a jallen by killawhales August 22, 2009
A big brain; the epicest AP Human Geography teachers; the best chess player; the most scholarly of scholars.
Friend: Did you do the 4-page essay for Jallen's class?
Me: Nah, I'll do it during homeroom today.
Jallen by BigBruhMomento September 6, 2022
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