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-when someone is being scandalous
-when something scadalous has happened to you
bob:tina whats wrong?
tina:rick cheated on me
bob: dang thats JALLOPY!

bob:hey tina what happened with the teacher?
tina:she thought iu was cheating and she gave me an F.
bob: dang thats JALLOPY for you.
jallopy by helen zass March 18, 2007
-being scandalous
-when something scandalous has been done to you
bob:what happened tina?
tina: she stole my man.
bob: dang thats JALLOPY!


rob:whats wrong lisa?
lisa:my teacher thought i cheated on my test but i didnt so she gave me an F.
rob: damn thats JALLOPY for you
jallopy by helen zass March 19, 2007

floppy jallopy 

The act of blowing a man that is at least 5 times as old as the one giving the blowjob.
I hear that new 20 year old chick gave a floppy jallopy to some guy.

sloppy jallopy

#1 A term given to someone who made a/lots of bad decisions under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
#2 refering to another person as nasty, dirty, or just plain yuck.
#3 being under the influence to where you are not coherant
#1 Matt you're a SLOPPY JOLLOPY; you hump that?
#2 Ugghhh, Jen is a SLOPPY JALLOPY.
#3 Niel was SLOPPY JALLOPY last night.
sloppy jallopy by DB4L-SHOTS January 26, 2007

sloppy jalopy 

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.
sloppy jalopy by geoff May 20, 2005
Joey jalloped his girlfriend after sex.

Tom while passing by in his car jalloped Joey, cause he owed him money.