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A cool bro that is funny and black and got eyebrows on fleek and awesome.
my nigga jaleon
jaleon by jaleon March 18, 2017
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A real nigga that’s amazing at sports mainly basketball or football he loves too hard for one another and always crazy about a girl when he actually likes one he has good teeth and will take your mom from your dad
Jaleon the bitch snatcher
Jaleon by Skiibo June 14, 2019
Related Words
jaleon jalen Jaelon jalena jalon jaloni Jaleana jalene Jaceon jadeon
jaleon is the name of a great. anyone that has this name bestowed upon him shall be grated charm sent from God himself. Jaleon is a person the is selfless, passionate, and loving. they are simple people with complicated minds. very intricate minds so take care of your jaleon.
that boy reminds me of jaleon, what a great person !
jaleon by TheeProphett January 29, 2020
Jaleon is a dirty black nigga that never showers never gets bitches and is sweet as hell with his eyebrows. He won't hurt a fly. He is a bitch ass nigga and has a tiny dick that makes all the girls run away when they see him on sight. He carries a stench of buttermilk and vinegar wherever he goes. All of this though, can be made up for because he has a younger sister who is an exciting prospect and can be railed any day of the week. She has big tits and always wears nike pro. She is never equipped with bras so it is easy access. STAY AWAY FROM THIS NIGGA!
Girl: EWWW IS THAT JALEON??????
Me: HE HAS A HOT SISTER SO ITS ALRIGHT.
Jaleon by qwertyuiopop January 3, 2025
A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab
connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor
Jaeleon. A guy that seems like he's always in a good mood, but deep down he is very insecure. He will always smile even when things are rough. He tends to be very caring and has very big dreams. He's somebody you'll want to stick with in the future, otherwise...you'll regret it.
Girl: Jaeleon is famous now?!

Friend: I went to school with him!
Jaeleon by Typewriter284 April 19, 2017
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B)
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A)
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B)
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